Seeking comfort after my tragic, yet beautifully reported assassination, I decided to attend another ESC meeting last night. Alas, no comfort; but a merry time discussing school on-goings was in store.

The Alumni Affairs and Professional Development Representative affirmed Columbia's first implementation of the Recyclebank program. But one engineer expressed concern about abuse to the Recyclebank's honor code, citing incidents of students weighing themselves in place of recycled material. ESC's Gateway-tested solution? "Don't worry about it," explained the representative. "People will start to feel guilty after awhile." I quickly made notes to myself to A) weigh myself that night and B), never, ever feel guilty about it.

Our Student Services rep announced Health Services' new Did You Know campaign, which aims to once and for all inform us about what Health Services does. I couldn't help but think of NBC's The More You Know PSA campaign. And, akin to NBC's effort, Did You Know is likely to fail in both reviving John Stamos' career and teaching me what I need to know about my changing body. Which worries me, because my mom says I can't keep calling her about that stuff.