The real world media reveals that Columbia's full of denial this week.

The Alps don't exist. Really?

Bananas aren't blue. Really!

Traylessness isn't all that bad. Obviously.

The drug war isn't publicized enough. Irresponsibly.

CU Med school doesn't get questionable donations? Honestly!

Young Will Leonard's report on the 12s' Met excursion contained a Shocking Revelation, namely that John Jay Dining Hall would no longer be using trays.

We called Dining just a few minutes ago, and the helpful woman on the phone confirmed that yes, there are no more trays. Apparently, this is because of "environmental concerns" -- not having trays means you don't have to wash any trays, she pointed out -- and noted that many other universities were following suit.


Bwog followed the Class of 2012 to one of NSOP's headline events, After Hours at the Met. From the overly large museum, freshman correspondent Will Leonard reports.

Before they could arrive at the hallowed destination, 2012ers had to deal with the double danger of novice New Yorkers: Metrocard machines, and getting across Manhattan on the subway. With only a few casualties, mobs of 2012ers made their way down to 5th Avenue for the second major event of NSOP 2008: an evening cocktail party and gallery showing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Most of the students from the four schools made it out, accompanied by their oddly sleepy RAs and overly perky Orientation leaders. 2012ers were welcomed into the Grand Hall of the Met by stern security guards and even sterner catering staff, who distributed meager amounts of gummy bears and M&Ms to the mingling freshmen. As they sipped their so-called mocktails, 2012ers engaged in small talk at their cocktail tables. Topics of discussion included upcoming parties on Carman's 11th floor and the long lines for food in the now "trayless" John Jay Dining Hall. "An environmentally friendly dining hall for freshmen? That's just AWESOME," one freshman declared.


Tipster Mitchell Flax informs Bwog that trays for sledding purposes are being given away outside of John Jay, by the kosher deli. Upperclassmen and anyone with a sense of tradition will understand when we say that it'd be a TRAY-jedy if you didn't get to TRAY sledding on one of these.
See also: Trays

Bwog has been a little obsessed with trays lately. So obsessed we've started traying around with scissors. It is the only artwork we've done all year, and it's only cool if you know about the OBEY Giant and F. Shepard Fairey's phenomenological campaign of aimless propaganda, now a brilliantly whorish exercise in mass merch production.

Actually it's kinda cool even if you don't know about that.
See also: Graffiti, John Jay, Trays

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One fine Tuesday morning, your Bwoggers tried to beat Reading Week boredom with a fortray into John Jay cafeteria. They went to take a surtray of the tray puns they had found etched into trays there. After a few short inquiries, they gained early entrance into the cafeteria—John Jay's director was equally curious as to what these blue and white etchings would reveal...

What the Bwoggers found confirmed their suspicions: this is an old tradition, and nobody has any idea who started it.

kyser soztray

The earliest tray that can be dated was etched on 3 September 2001: "Mothafuckas act like they forgot about Tray." Perhaps the history of etchings goes further back, then. Many trays were still in the scullery at the time of surveillance; the record is incomplete, and the truth uncertain. We leave it to you, readers, to seek that truth.

See also: Graffiti, John Jay, Trays

See also: John Jay, Trays

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